So I was at the doctors surgery earlier and I had to wee in a pot thing. I thought right this should be easy.
Sit on the loo and my body won't let me go even though I'm bursting!!
Finally start and where does the majority go?
That's right on my hand. FML
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Anything you do say will be taken down, ripped up
and shoved down your scrawny little throat until you choke to death.