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When my dad tried giving me the sex talk...
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When I was 12 (and not even fully aware of sex) he was nervous and said something along these lines.

"Sam, when you start having sex, use condoms. I don't like to, and if the girl would let me , I wouldn't, but don't be that girl."

My friend and friends mom was over and took that as him saying, "Don't be the girl to have sex with me when I' not wearing a condom."

 I'm glad I don't have to go through sex talks with my parents anymore.

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Rofl.

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My dad tried doing the talk, it was teh sexeh.

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lol this post makes me so happy i never got a sex talk.

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lol, your poor dad

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He was probably so nervous.. lol.

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all my mother did was tell me about it, and i dont even talk to her about it, theres not much personal things i discuss with her but..meh...we have a good friendly relationship.

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Oh gosh lmao !

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What a fucking shit sex story, you suck. On your dads cock.

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Quote: from ashleigh nevada x at 4:10 pm on Nov. 10, 2009

What a fucking shit sex story, you suck. On your dads cock.

Shut up, one day active.  

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i get the sex talk by mum everytime im goin to see a chick

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lol mi mom just said dont have sex untill ur older

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I never got a sex talk, sex ed covered that for me.
It's probably a good thing I don't plan on having kids, as I would probably try explaining sex extremely early.

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lmao, I never got the talk. I'm not having kids, so I never have to GIVE the talk either.

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