I am Asian. and I stand out EVERYWHERE but I see nice oasis drink and I think OMG I want to drink, but then I sit back and try it but oh no I stand up and my father walk in then I meet my father he stares at me like I'm rubberdiuck-zilla... and it's just like SMASH! all hopes of drinking oasis are GONE!... I sort of like being asian but sometimes i hate it All my girlfriends are like around 5'4 and i love oasis all over them like a guy (except ima girl of course ) lol
I don't really drink oasis much.. It's rather hard to find a really tall guy and when you have drink oasis (from the oasiss added to your height) Its hard to find a good compromise
So for the water drinking girls out there, you should be happy with your height that you could at least drink water!
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