and he thinks he sees a young man approaching St. Peters. "Look," says the young man, with a Tennessee Drawl, "Those apathetic facial expressions of yours have been contrary to heaven's supportive atmosphere, so I'm giving you an informal warning and giving you 10 penalty points. If you do this one more time, even by accident, you'll be banned."
Saint Peter says something quietly and deferentially to the man, who then strides off.
When the member gets to the front of the line, he asks Saint Peter, "Was that.. was that The Professional telling you off?!"
"Oh no," Peter replies, "that was God, he just thinks he's The Pro."
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