Vaginas are a strange type of animal. They tend to run around open flowery brightly colored meadows. Be sure not to spook them though; they've been known to spray a deadly liquid substance at attackers. The vagina does not react well with Mayo, when applied, maggots will grow.
Asian vaginas are slanted
Chinese to the left, Japanese to the right. It's in the Bible.
Pussy tastes like salty milk and coins and feels like wet bread.
The only time when it is particularly safe to place a dick in a vagina is when the owner is popping a yolk.
PROTIP FOR THEM GAYS:
Never look directly at a vagina. Observe it only through panties, tight jeans, etc. Man does not look upon the face of the Gorgon and live.
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Death to all BUT metal \m/