all she goes on all lesson is about how she loves her life that she has a comfortable salary and a big family and would rather live her life as it is now than be really rich but without any children.

and she keeps going on about the 'joys of teaching' even though she's told us at her old school (in like a poor area of england) all the kids were really rebellious and locked her in a school closet once! I lolled so much.

she also said she volunteered to be on the school councillor scheme and told an anorexic girl: 'don't worry, it's not even like you're the skinniest in your year!' I could actually see that poor girl's face drop which read 'I am going to kill myself tonight', in my mind.

she was standing right next to me when she was in the middle of saying some crap about how she hates people who get employed because they could 'talk their way in' to the job and that they didn't even have good qualifications etc. I was like: 'THAT'S YOU, YOU DUMB BITCH!' and was *this* close from pulling her hair then stabbing her hand which was on my desk with a pencil.

She should be thankful I only have her once a fortnight. :/

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I give up on trying to use knowledgeable quotes as
signatures, they always turn out tacky...