That said:
"I know my right." on my left wrist.
"From wrong" on my right wrist. Then when people are like.."but...dude. That's you left hand." I could say " i know. I'm left handed"
And they'd be like "
OHHHH!!"
And it'd show that someone else right, may be another persons wrong. And not everyone can live by the same set of rules.
Idk. Random idea I just got.
Carry on.
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Hollywood couldn't write a better scene.
NOTE: I am not really from Portugal.