He was on his phone the whole way till his stop. He was literally shouting down the phone to his friend. He was saying

"Ite dere kidda, sup?". I know led i wudden mind dat. Ay ay dat wud be fuckin class mate. Ite den laterz".

Then as soon as he hung up his phone rang again and he said this.

"Yo soldier led, long time no speak. Ay fuckin me. It great talkin to ya kidda". I gotta go mate i'll giz you a buzz tmoz. Ite in a bit led".

Then he got up and went to the front of the bus. He then waved at his friend and said...

"Laterz den kidda"

Then got off. Everyone on the bus was like.

"Wtf was he saying?".

It was quite funny

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