You can get AIDS from sitting on a toilet seat. You can get AIDS from sharing drinks.
You can get AIDS from having unprotected receptive anal sex with multiple anonymous partners.
It is impossible for straight white people to get AIDS... unless they interact with anyone infected with AIDS in any way.
If you have AIDS, it is mandatory that you have sex with as many people as you can. The more the merrier!
If you have sex with an underage virgin, the AIDS will completely vanish from your system.
The score is currently AIDS: 23 million, Homos: -5.
Ethiopians hate AIDS because Bob Geldolf won't leave them the fuck alone.
AIDS is the primary cause of pool closures world wide.
HIV is synonymous with AIDS.
Everyone who has AIDS dies a slow and miserable death.
One can buy AIDS for 5 bucks on any street corner.
In Soviet Russia, AIDS has you!
Just kidding. Even if you move to Russia, you'll still have AIDS.
If you are old, you may have to purchase hearing AIDS. Luckily, those on a limted budget can acquire these for free at any local gay bar.
AIDS can be defeated by quilting and red ribbons.
Jews cause AIDS.
Dani Faulk has AIDS IRL.
Eazy E got AIDS from Freddy Mercury.
"AIDS is a state of mind, not a disease.."
I gave AIDS to your sister, dude. Yeah, you should probably tell her about that.
Ted Haggard has AIDS and gave it to his wife.
According to blogger Andrew Sullivan, AIDS improves your sex life by eliminating the need to use a condom.
You have AIDS.
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Death to all BUT metal \m/