One Sunday morning, a small boy attends Sunday school. after the class the boy comes up to the priest and tells him, "Father, I don't believe in god anymore." to which the priest replies "why is that my child" the boy tells him that it is because for the past year he has prayed for a new bike, and still hasn't received it. smiling the priest replies, "My dear child, you're going about this the wrong way, you are supposed to Steal a bike, and then pray for forgiveness."

Post edited at 10:22 pm on Nov. 10, 2009 by the seer

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those who martch in rank and file have my contempt
for they where given a brain by mistake when a spinal cord would suffice

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I chuckled a little.

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well thanks.

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those who martch in rank and file have my contempt
for they where given a brain by mistake when a spinal cord would suffice

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I didn't really think it was all too funny, probably because I've heard the whole ask for forgiveness thing too many times.

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really? :/ what about the rest of you, a lot of people seem to be voting no. why is that?

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those who martch in rank and file have my contempt
for they where given a brain by mistake when a spinal cord would suffice

im a chrisitan, not offended
although Im not catholic

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Goodbye LW! 2 things to leave you with- 1 the points dont matter
2. There should be able to have topics within groups

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catholic jokes are always funny.

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XD i know. it's especially funny just because of how strongly Catholic my entire dad's side of the family is. needless to say they don't like me very much  

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those who martch in rank and file have my contempt
for they where given a brain by mistake when a spinal cord would suffice