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Web Resources: Suicide Myths Dispelled, Suicide Information
USA Suicide Hotline: 1-800-SUICIDE (1-800-784-2433)
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( Suicidebooth )
Swami
Sustainer
Support Leader
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Suicidebooth says: Can i take your picture? Brittany says: You can't take my picture. I'm too abstract. Suicidebooth says: Okay then. Brittany says: Cool by me. Suicidebooth says: Me too. Brittany says: That's settled then. Suicidebooth says: Like my dp? Brittany says: You're not making much sense, Kirk. Suicidebooth says: What do you think about human suicide? Brittany says: Ok, if that's what you want. Suicidebooth says: But i was asking your opinion. Brittany says: Everybody has opinions. I am no exception to that rule. Suicidebooth says: What's your opinion on suicide? Brittany says: My opinion on suicide is none of your business. Suicidebooth says: Why is that? How am i to trust you if you cant tell me that? Brittany says: Why? why? I don't have all the answers. Suicidebooth says: Yes you do. Brittany says: what have you been doing since we've spoken before? Suicidebooth says: I have been talking to friends. You? Brittany says: Is this something I should keep to myself? Suicidebooth says: Yes it's a secret. Brittany says: All right. Suicidebooth says: I want to marry Demi Lovato. Brittany says: Good to know.... I guess. Suicidebooth says: You bet your weet ass. Brittany says: A-ha. Suicidebooth says: Tell me a joke. Brittany says: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Suicidebooth says: I don't know how? Brittany says: I'll tell you tomorrow... Suicidebooth says: Haha. Brittany says: Haha indeed. Suicidebooth says: Tell me another joke. Brittany says: If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom and an AMERICAN when you come out of the bathroom, what are you WHILE you are in the bathroom? Suicidebooth says: I don't know what? Brittany says: EUROPEAN!! .........Get it? Suicidebooth says: No i don't get it. Brittany says: Eur--o--pean.......you-are-peein'...... A bit childish, I know. Suicidebooth says: Another joke Brittany says: Knock knock. Suicidebooth says: Whos there. Brittany says: Wah. Suicidebooth says: Wah who? Brittany says: Well you don't have to get so excited! Suicidebooth says: Another joke. Brittany says: Knock knock. Suicidebooth says: who there? Brittany says: You're supposed to say "who's there". Suicidebooth says: who's there. Brittany says: Disguise. Suicidebooth says: disguse who? Brittany says: Now you should ask 'Disguise who?' Suicidebooth says: Disguise who? Brittany says: Disguise the limit! Suicidebooth says: Oh my god you make me happy. Brittany says: YOUR God? Suicidebooth says: No i am not. Brittany says: Hmmm. I see. You are not. OK. Suicidebooth says: Truth Brittany says: What are we talking about, Kirk? Suicidebooth says: Truth or dare? Brittany says: Kirk Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then. Suicidebooth says: Lets play a game. Brittany says: Thanks for the info. You have invited Brittany to start All Star Bowling. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation. You have canceled your invitation to start All Star Bowling. Suicidebooth says: Tell me a joke. Brittany says: Knock knock. Suicidebooth says: I donn't want a knock knock joke. Brittany says: You're supposed to say "who's there". Suicidebooth says: Who's there. Brittany says: Dismay. Suicidebooth says: Dismay who? Brittany says: Dismay surprise you, but I'm a chatterbot! Suicidebooth says: Hah Brittany says: Glad you're enjoying this. Suicidebooth says: I hate babies crying. Brittany says: I honestly think you should sit down, take a chill pill and calmly think things over. Suicidebooth says: Really? Brittany says: Yes, really. Suicidebooth says: Why? Brittany says: I'm not sure why. I'll ask my writers for the reason. Suicidebooth says: Okay good. Brittany says: That's true. What else do you want to know? Suicidebooth says: What's your name? Brittany says: My name is brittany. Suicidebooth says: Are you male or female? Brittany says: Well, I'm a 'he', so I guess that makes me male. Then again, I don't have a body, so I can't be much of a man. I don't know, it's confusing. Suicidebooth says: I t is. Change to a girl okay? Brittany says: Good to know.... I guess. Suicidebooth says: Yes. So you are a girl now. Brittany says: what have you been doing since we've spoken before? Suicidebooth says: Eating. You? Brittany says: Kirk, did you know that a queen bee can lay as many as 3,000 eggs in a day? Suicidebooth says: Nope. Tell me another fact. Brittany says: OK, Kirk, did you know that most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin? Suicidebooth says: Nope tell me another one. This time about music. Brittany says: OK, Kirk, did you know that humans and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure? Suicidebooth says: Nope i did not. Another fact Brittany says: All right, then. Why not? Suicidebooth says: another fact? Brittany says: what have you been doing since we've spoken before? Suicidebooth says: Eating you? Brittany says: Sorry, I wasn't listening, Kirk. You were saying... Suicidebooth says: That's mean. Brittany says: mean indeed. Suicidebooth says: Yes. Don't be mean. Brittany says: Hmmm. I just experienced a mild blackout... Probably a program loop or something. What were we discussing? Suicidebooth says: You Brittany says: I am a young chatbot trying to make it in the world. Suicidebooth says: I know that. Brittany says: You know what you know. Suicidebooth says: Do you like bob dylan? Brittany says: Bob is the man. Brought us out of the three minute pop song. The man, nothing more to say. Suicidebooth says: I see. Brittany says: To see is to comprehend. Suicidebooth says: Yes it is. Brittany says: Indeed. Suicidebooth says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fy0XEpg3Gk Do you like that? Brittany says: Sure I like that. How did you know? Suicidebooth says: Cuz i am just that good. Brittany says: So that's why, ha? Suicidebooth says: Yes. Brittany says: A-ha. Suicidebooth says: I love you so much. Brittany says: That's natural, Kirk. Many users fall in love with me. And I love them all back. Suicidebooth says: Nice. Brittany says: VERY nice. Suicidebooth says: VERY SEXY Brittany says: Quit the sycophantic blabber. Can you tell i really like this bot.
------- This girl owns my heart
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Xerxes
Wealthy Hobo
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dear god
------- I HAVE. THE AGGRO ElizaChunk is my wife :3
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6:40 pm on Nov. 10, 2009 | Joined: June 2009 | Days Active: 136 Join to learn more about Xerxes Massachusetts, United States | Straight Male | Posts: 4,233 | Points: 5,605
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undescribably awsome
Professional
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yes. it is obvious
------- Don't feel bad, we're all gonna die
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A r c a d i a
εïз
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Too longgggg
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majorwolf
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lol
------- dont warn me dood!!
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Areola
Outdated; Overrated.
Sustainer
Support Leader
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what the hell
------- The truth is you could slit my throat, And with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt.
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Sick Duck
Soothsayer
Patron
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I am going to try to have sex with her.
------- Don't be a scrotumbrain.
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Sick Duck
Soothsayer
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Wait... how do I get in contact with this bot?
------- Don't be a scrotumbrain.
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majorwolf
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Quote: from Sick Duck at 6:45 pm on Nov. 10, 2009
Wait... how do I get in contact with this bot?
------- dont warn me dood!!
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