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So a duck walks into 7-11...
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He looks at the cashier and he says "Give me some chapstick.  Put it on my bill!"

But the cashier doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak.  Surely this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly agitated, walks out; pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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UHNO

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Cool story, bro.

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I lol'd

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So A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest
of the joke but your mom is a whore.

P.S. My vagina STILL tastes like cupcakes.

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Where's the funny?

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hahaha in my opinion
Fail

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lmao.

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well then.

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XDDD
That's great.

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haha that's sad but funny.

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