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Epic Joke: Guaranteed ROFL or your time and IQ back!
Replies: 15 — Last Post Oct. 31 4:31pm by PrideAndJoy
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A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"
"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."


GET IT!?

HER...HER PUSSY HAHAHAHA!

H...OKAY SO HER PUSSY SMELLS LIKE FEET!!!

OH MY GOD I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

HOLY SHIIIT!

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Hm. Was that funny? Because it feels like I am having a steel catheter shoved directly up my cock.
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lol1 I actually did laugh at this one.
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haha

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I want my time back. If you can't give me that, I'll accept points

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I'd like my time and IQ back please.

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Wow I read this and I was like "this is probably that one kid who always tries to be funny but isn't" and I looked at your IB and I was like "Yeah, it's that one kid who always tries to be funny but isn't"


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Quote: from Aimforthehead at 11:19 pm on Oct. 31, 2009
Wow I read this and I was like "this is probably that one kid who always tries to be funny but isn't" and I looked at your IB and I was like "Yeah, it's that one kid who always tries to be funny but isn't"

haha, yeah, your IB's pretty much a laughing stock to be honest as well.

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Quote: from thisCRESCENDO at 4:22 pm on Oct. 31, 2009
Quote: from Aimforthehead at 11:19 pm on Oct. 31, 2009
Wow I read this and I was like "this is probably that one kid who always tries to be funny but isn't" and I looked at your IB and I was like "Yeah, it's that one kid who always tries to be funny but isn't"  
 

haha, yeah, your IB's pretty much a laughing stock to be honest as well.


I didn't say your IB was funny or not funny, I only looked there to clarify it was you (the kid who isn't funny).
Which is fine, except when you try to be, then I expect results.

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Quote: from Aimforthehead at 11:25 pm on Oct. 31, 2009
Quote: from thisCRESCENDO at 4:22 pm on Oct. 31, 2009
Quote: from Aimforthehead at 11:19 pm on Oct. 31, 2009
Wow I read this and I was like "this is probably that one kid who always tries to be funny but isn't" and I looked at your IB and I was like "Yeah, it's that one kid who always tries to be funny but isn't"
 
 

 haha, yeah, your IB's pretty much a laughing stock to be honest as well.


I didn't say your IB was funny or not funny, I only looked there to clarify it was you (the kid who isn't funny).  
Which is fine, except when you try to be, then I expect results.

Yeah, well I wish I cared.  

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I don't get it? Why would he want to smell her pussy if it smells like feet?

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