Alright, there's this boy Dallas in my school. He's gorgeous and sweet and before I got with Vince, I had a little crush on him and would ecstatic if this happened when I was single. Since I've gotten with Vince I lost the little feelings I did have for Dallas. We have gotten closer though, like as friends. And my friend Becky is crazy about him, so she asked me to talk to him for her since he considers me his best friend. I said sure, why not. This was mine and Dallas' conversation yesterday.

D. "Would you like to go out with me sometime?"
S. (Long pause)
D. Like to the movies? Only if you want!
S. Yeah sure. Class, gotta go! Bye.

*Hugs*

SO on the bus I get a text from my friend Becky pissing shit. She's flipping out saying I "stole her man". As if. Dallas is a girly boy, not even close to a man. Anyway, I ask her what she means. Apparently he thinks I'm his girlfriend? Peachy. I don't understand how he took asking me to hang out at the movies as asking me to be his girlfriend.

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Don't be a scrotumbrain.
Ask me about my weiner.

Cept I'm a girl.