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OMG OMG OMG IMAC JISMMMM!!!1
(It's cool to be a nerd when Apple is involved.)
Replies: 40 — Last Post Sep. 18, 2006 9:11am by TiMmMeE
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I convinced my dad to order an iMac a few days ago, much to the disappointment of Windows nerds everywhere.  It came this morning and we hooked it up a few hours ago, and OH MY GOD.  
 
APPLE IS SO SEXY; I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH EACH AND EVERY PROGRAMMER THAT CREATED OS X.  
 
Seriously, yo.  The absolutely amazingly sexy 20" screen.  The fact that there is a little switcheroo cube of doom when you Fast User Switch.  The fact that every freaking thing in the computer is indexed for your viewing pleasure.  Expose.  Dashboard.  
 
Oh, and the fact that I can say aloud, "Bastard, tell me a joke." and it does.  
 
What the hell is everyone still doing on Windows?  
 
HELLO, ASSHOLES, you can get the computer to TELL YOU JOKES.

SUPERMEGAH4XUPDATE:


"The Making of an Applehead." (my motha)


"I Love Being a Trendy Bastard."

(Edited by TiMmMeE at 9:10 pm on Sep. 7, 2005)

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Are they good jokes?

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Ha, that's great... A computer that tells jokes, lol...

Go you!

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You have fun with that?

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lmao, how did i know it would be you that made this just off the title?
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Quote: from lacunacoil at 12:38 am on Sep. 4, 2005
You have fun with that?
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Tell me a joke it told you.

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and comeon!! we waant pics of the schmexxxahhhy screen..lol
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I have a dell.

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ooo, i so want one, will u give yours to me if i sex u up?????        

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Quote: from lacunacoil at 12:38 am on Sep. 4, 2005
You have fun with that?

Yeah,
most ppl have windows, which are not compatible, you try and print out your projects in other ppl's houses... I love the look but na.

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Quote: from TiMmMeE at 4:35 pm on Sep. 3, 2005
I convinced my dad to order an iMac a few days ago, much to the disappointment of Windows nerds everywhere.  It came this morning and we hooked it up a few hours ago, and OH MY GOD.  
  
APPLE IS SO SEXY; I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH EACH AND EVERY PROGRAMMER THAT CREATED OS X.  
  
Seriously, yo.  The absolutely amazingly sexy 20" screen.  The fact that there is a little switcheroo cube of doom when you Fast User Switch.  The fact that every freaking thing in the computer is indexed for your viewing pleasure.  Expose.  Dashboard.  
  
Oh, and the fact that I can say aloud, "Bastard, tell me a joke." and it does.  
  
What the hell is everyone still doing on Windows?  
  
HELLO, ASSHOLES, you can get the computer to TELL YOU JOKES.

I know. I use an iMac with OSX. Tell it to 'Open Safari' and it opens the net, or you can ask it the time, day, or date. Go into 'sounds' and you can pick the voice. You should download iClock 2.1 from Apple, and it will warn you with a custom sound on the hour, 1/2 hour, or 1/4 hour.

Have fun

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You beat me to getting an iMac!!!1

Oh well, OSX still rules on my iBook, even though I can't make it tell me a joke.

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Thats hot hot hot.

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Quote: from TheUnrealSlimShady at 4:57 pm on Sep. 3, 2005
You beat me to getting an iMac!!!1

Oh well, OSX still rules on my iBook, even though I can't make it tell me a joke.

PWNED.

And iBooks don't have the built in mics?

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