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Are they good jokes?

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some of them are.....and if you know the right command line in the terminal it can give you the recipie for sugar cookies.....it's been in the Mac os subsystem ever since Mac os 8....lol

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I convinced my dad to order an iMac a few days ago, much to the disappointment of Windows nerds everywhere.  It came this morning and we hooked it up a few hours ago, and OH MY GOD.  
 
APPLE IS SO SEXY; I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH EACH AND EVERY PROGRAMMER THAT CREATED OS X.  
 
Seriously, yo.  The absolutely amazingly sexy 20" screen.  The fact that there is a little switcheroo cube of doom when you Fast User Switch.  The fact that every freaking thing in the computer is indexed for your viewing pleasure.  Expose.  Dashboard.  
 
Oh, and the fact that I can say aloud, "Bastard, tell me a joke." and it does.  
 
What the hell is everyone still doing on Windows?  
 
HELLO, ASSHOLES, you can get the computer to TELL YOU JOKES.

SUPERMEGAH4XUPDATE:

"The Making of an Applehead." (my motha)

"I Love Being a Trendy Bastard."

(Edited by TiMmMeE at 9:10 pm on Sep. 7, 2005)

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With some "hacking" OSX will install on ix86 systems as well. I've been thinking about trying to dual boot debian and osX on the old computer!

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(Edited by macuser at 10:37 pm on April 23, 2006)

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Id only be able to stand macs if i could get a Dual 2.5ghz G5 with 8gm RAM.

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So would I, and it doesnt matter cause I built faster for cheaper.  Gotta love overpricing.

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I hope this is a parody post, or I'm even more worried about the mental status of Mac fanboys than I already was. Namely, that they might be something in addition to idiot that is much more dangerous to the public at large.

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While I do love the computer, the post was pretty obviously tongue-in-cheek.

Post edited at 1:26 pm on Aug. 25, 2006 by TiMmMeE

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when we die
some sink and some lay
but at least I
don't see you float away

I've been thinking it's time for something new... I'm thinking macbook.  I could so get one next august.

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Still like the Mac?

I've been thinking it's time for something new... I'm thinking macbook.  I could so get one next august.

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Of course.  I adore it.  My sister got a MacBook for college and she digs it greatly as well.

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when we die
some sink and some lay
but at least I
don't see you float away