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...lived on a farm. The wife had been begging her husband for oral sex for ages, but he kept refusing her. One day, she lost it and locked him in the cellar for two days, not feeding him anything. On the third day, she kills the farm cat and cooks it, then takes it to him. He falls on it ravenously, and his wife is outraged. She screams at him, "Why will you eat that pussy and not mine?!"

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meh

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Loool, I'd do that too

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omg...hahaha! poor cat...poor woman!

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Hahaha

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Thats fucking great.

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lol not bad =D

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lol that is pretty funny

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amazing joke hahah lmfao!!! story of my life

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