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( Marty3 )
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...lived on a farm. The wife had been begging her husband for oral sex for ages, but he kept refusing her. One day, she lost it and locked him in the cellar for two days, not feeding him anything. On the third day, she kills the farm cat and cooks it, then takes it to him. He falls on it ravenously, and his wife is outraged. She screams at him, "Why will you eat that pussy and not mine?!"
------- Modesty is one of my many admirable qualities. If you need to talk, even just to get something off your chest, PM me.
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12:08 pm on Nov. 5, 2009 | Joined: Feb. 2009 | Days Active: 123 Join to learn more about Marty3 Scotland, United Kingdom | Straight Male | Posts: 5,749 | Points: 8,904
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FiendWeathers
Enlightened One
Sustainer
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meh
------- Cuz if you fall in line, you're gonna fall in time
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HatesYou
yeahhhhhhhha
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Loool, I'd do that too
------- Ohhh, my, my. Oh, hell, yes.
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tenchi1084
Connoisseur
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omg...hahaha! poor cat...poor woman!
------- livewire's temporary resident furry, until FurryPanther returns
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Solomon Grundy
This was a triumph
Patron
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Hahaha
------- Solomon is a Solo-man Teh hawtz S ϟ G TOYx is my one and only.
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sk8er
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Thats fucking great.
------- MMA fans message me
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12:10 pm on Nov. 5, 2009 | Joined: Mar. 2005 | Days Active: 513 Join to learn more about sk8er Texas, United States | Straight Male | Posts: 3,529 | Points: 8,936
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wanderingxaimless
Professional
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lol not bad =D
------- One word: Peace.
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switchfoott052
Wealthy Hobo
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lol that is pretty funny
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