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How would one become "more Jewish"?
Replies: 22 — Last Post Nov. 4 4:14pm by TheOtherHorseman
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I'm currently writing a script for a short film in which a guy is trying to become "more Jewish" to impress a girl. There is a montage in which he is trying to do various "Jewish" things such as writing Hebrew, listening to Matisyahu, picking up change out of a fountain, and getting a circumcision (ouch!).

I need a few more ideas... especially from non-Jewish people. Without sounding anti-Semetic, any ideas? If you wanted to become "more Jewish", what would you do?

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being rich.

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go to synogogue? celebrate holidays? wear tzittzit?

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get a nosejob.

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Wear a yamaca during sex.
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Complain about everything.

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wear the hat thing, grow those curly side hair things, wear a big star of david, make his hair fro... XD

lol, idk

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Watch The Hebrew Hammer. They used probably every Jewish joke that exists, and repeated them 50 times each.

I still love the movie, though :D

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picking up any loose change he can get (if you want to get stereotypical)

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stop shaving
wear Yarmulke

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Refuse to eat any pig products.

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Quote: from Joep0113 at 8:16 pm on Nov. 3, 2009
Complain about everything.


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Quote: from JamesByron at 8:15 pm on Nov. 3, 2009
Wear a yamaca during sex.

Un orthodox as it may sound but made me laugh hard.  Lol

Quote: from Pisciculus at 8:16 pm on Nov. 3, 2009

wear the hat thing, grow those curly side hair things, wear a big star of david, make his hair fro... XD

lol, idk

This

Quote: from Serj Tankian at 8:19 pm on Nov. 3, 2009

Refuse to eat any pig products.

and this I agree with both.

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Get a job as a lawyer., banker, steal from the poor, then complain about not having enough money, get a surgery to make his nose bigger, become incredibly conceited, wear a Star of David, tell storied about how his great-grandjews were killed by Nazi officers, and then grow those disgusting jewcurls

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