He says to the bartender, "I'll have a brandy... ... ... ... ...and coke." The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?" The polar bear says "I'M A BEAR!"
Someone told me that joke today and I was on the floor laughing. Just thought I would share. It's a lot better when said in person.
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bahahaha.
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AHAHAHAHHA
i love it :)
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my IT teacher told me it when i was 14 :D i too was in fits of laughter :D which is ace, its not even that funny :P
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i dont see the humor. -.-
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Quote: from danndivision at 6:29 pm on Nov. 3, 2009
i dont see the humor. -.-
pause... paws... oh i give up.
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Quote: from danndivision at 6:29 pm on Nov. 3, 2009
i dont see the humor. -.-
pause... paws... oh i give up.
I lol'd now.
....still don't see the funny part
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i lol'd
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i dont see the humor. -.-
