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A Mexican runs into a wall..
Replies: 6 — Last Post Nov. 9 12:23pm by Antigen
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Q: What's the first thing that hits?
A: His lawnmower.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank?
A: Shoot the guy pushing

Q: Why can't mexicans be firemen?
A: They can't tell the difference between José and Hose B

Sorry, playing against a bunch of mexicans in facebook poker in a 50,000 sit-n-go. they're lame :)

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Hur hur hur. Nice :D

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ORIGINALITY pl0x

These aren't funny :/

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I like Hispanics.
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Quote: from akallen at 12:22 pm on Nov. 9, 2009
ORIGINALITY pl0x

These aren't funny :/

I assume you're Mexican

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Quote: from Total Destruction at 3:23 pm on Nov. 9, 2009
I assume you're Mexican
No, not at all. lol.

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