then he changed his mind,s o he drew a line through 'penis' and wrote 'minge' instead. (minge means vagina, in case you didn't know that particular slang word of it   )

anyway, after a few minutes of me being offended that he called me a lesbian, my pencil case fell off our table.

Our weird biology teacher went to pick it up, before she handed it to me, she looked at it and read it '**my name** likes ...' then paused, grinned and put the pencil case onto my desk.

By this time, everyone in the class was looking at us, wondering what she'd say.

she raised her voice and said 'well, I found out a dark secret of **my name**'s today! :P' then walked past my friend and said 'and hot desires'.

wtf. she is so weird, I mean, she now thinks I'm a lesbian, and she acted out how a stick insect moves. XD

this guy wouldn't stop talking in class, she so said 'you know what callum? do you know how a stick insect moves?'

he was like 'no...'

so she acted out the weird rocking motion (kinda looking like the people who do the Egyptian dance). she said that they rock like that for hours then take a small step forwards. (I was crying by laughter by this point). she then asked 'so why do you think I've told you this, callum?'

he was like: 'to notify us that you're old and senile and that you have difficulty in moving?'

I just lolled. I mean, no one even got her point.

*sigh* That was a funny lesson. :P

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I give up on trying to use knowledgeable quotes as
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Sounds fun, your school sounds so fun

Im glad you had a good time

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2+2=5

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wow wish i was still in school

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best years of your life  

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I give up on trying to use knowledgeable quotes as
signatures, they always turn out tacky...