I was talking to my friend about gettin' back together with his girlfriend Daisy. They're always fighting. Him: I can't stand that fucking girl.
Me: Well, then why date her?
Him: Because... I can't live without her. I've tried, it hurts. She's the only person who can hurt me. That's why I can't stand her.
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They ask me how I knew he was in love with me.
I smile and reply, "He handed me the keys and said I could drive."