Matt is my best friend.
Matt: Mmm baby, what are you wearing?
Sam: Old lady panties, MC Hammer pants, and a curtain patterned shirt.
Matt: I feel the erection already. What are you doing?
Sam: Laying in bed
Matt: ...doing what you naughty naughty girl.
Sam: Feeding my hundreds of cat.
Matt: Man I want my dick on you now.
And I just had a corn dog. (:
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Don't be a scrotumbrain.