I've done the stupid measurements, and ok that's fine that makes sense cause I'm fat. I'm apparently a 52B? What I don't understand at all is, if I'm a 52B and also have a 47inch under chest whatever measurement, then how come the band will fit on a 42 or 44 letter bra?

That makes no sense to me. Right now anyways, I could squeeze into a 42letter, and a 44letter would fit ok. So how am I measuring into a fucking 52?

The other problem is, I can't measure or figure out anything with my boobs because they don't even look like boobs. There was a question that asked the fingerspace inbetween each breast and I had to guest because it's hard to even tell where the breast begins. They're fucking triangles.

Anyways, does anybody know any online sites that you can order custom made bras or something? Or provide any more insight on how to freaking measure right?