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Xerxes
Wealthy Hobo
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TRY SOCCER.
------- I HAVE. THE AGGRO ElizaChunk is my wife :3
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12:01 pm on Nov. 8, 2009 | Joined: June 2009 | Days Active: 137 Join to learn more about Xerxes Massachusetts, United States | Straight Male | Posts: 4,233 | Points: 5,615
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Xerxes
Wealthy Hobo
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She's always been ridiculously annoying. But today, it hit an entirely different level. The suitemates and myself went over to the dining hall for dinner. Sounds safe enough. I get up to refill my water at the soda machines upfront, and one of my suitemates follows me. Okay. So far harmless. When we get up there, she proceeds to grab a handful of ice, and shove it down my shirt. I instinctively turn my body, and as I do that, I accidentally elbow a girl behind me, who then spills her tomato soup all over her white sundress. You could imagine my embarrassment as I have a bra full of ice cubes, an elbow covered in tomato soup, and a girl freaking out because I just spilled her soup all over her white dress. I'm standing there apologizing, and my suitemate is just laughing hysterically. "Haha, you're such an asshole! Good job!" WHAT?! Don't fucking TOUCH me. You're fucking DISGUSTING. Urgh. You'd think in college they'd be even a little mature.
------- I HAVE. THE AGGRO ElizaChunk is my wife :3
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12:01 pm on Nov. 8, 2009 | Joined: June 2009 | Days Active: 137 Join to learn more about Xerxes Massachusetts, United States | Straight Male | Posts: 4,233 | Points: 5,615
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iMegaphone
Visionary
Sustainer
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Good idea.
------- Let's just do it, you and me You and me... Or three... Or four...
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iMegaphone
Visionary
Sustainer
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You'll be back.
------- Let's just do it, you and me You and me... Or three... Or four...
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Public Enemy 69
War...War never changes.
Sustainer
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K.
------- ModFail
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Public Enemy 69
War...War never changes.
Sustainer
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I have 1200 points until I rank up again... gah. This is frustrating... maybe I should stop giving so many points away....
------- ModFail
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zamrambo
1-0
Patron
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I feel your pain. I think I still have over 2000?
------- 6.21.08
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zamrambo
1-0
Patron
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Finally
------- 6.21.08
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LifesGood01
Guru
Patron
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I want to become sustainer!
------- VOTE. Pleasee.
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Mika406
Advisor
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oh, scary...
------- Polite girls go to heaven, naughtiness girls have heaven at land
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QT Unlimited
Quality Control Engineer
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I think this is the part where you generously donate for me, so that I can continue to stalk you secretly.
------- "I wish there were more I could say to you...but we're out of time."
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QT Unlimited
Quality Control Engineer
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can i have ur points?
------- "I wish there were more I could say to you...but we're out of time."
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MajorT0M
Enlightened One
Patron
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aww sucks. i don`t even have money to donate for myself though, so ... :P
------- Tell me I'm the anchor of my own Ascension Tell me I'm a tourist in the Fourth Dimension Last.fm
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12:02 pm on Nov. 8, 2009 | Joined: May 2009 | Days Active: 190 Join to learn more about MajorT0M England, United Kingdom | Straight Male | Posts: 9,059 | Points: 15,086
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MajorT0M
Enlightened One
Patron
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Goodbye.
------- Tell me I'm the anchor of my own Ascension Tell me I'm a tourist in the Fourth Dimension Last.fm
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12:02 pm on Nov. 8, 2009 | Joined: May 2009 | Days Active: 190 Join to learn more about MajorT0M England, United Kingdom | Straight Male | Posts: 9,059 | Points: 15,086
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Descartes
Soothsayer
Patron
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------- Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it. The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off Cogito Ergo Sum Stercus accidit
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12:03 pm on Nov. 8, 2009 | Joined: Dec. 2008 | Days Active: 200 Join to learn more about Descartes California, United States | Straight Male | Posts: 8,119 | Points: 10,540
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mrbigdick69
Personal Assistant
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what about seemenowudont..? cus then u got the word semen in it.
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majorwolf
Executive
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may i please have your points ? :)
------- dont warn me dood!!
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ReturnOfPatches
Wealthy Hobo
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I like Watch Me Now better
------- "I'm pretty sure there are more minutes of porn online than there has been time in history." - Michael Swain
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ReturnOfPatches
Wealthy Hobo
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And nothing of value was lost.
------- "I'm pretty sure there are more minutes of porn online than there has been time in history." - Michael Swain
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ThisCrescendo
[...Is a Basterd]
Patron
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NOOOOOOO!!!!
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ThisCrescendo
[...Is a Basterd]
Patron
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ewww.
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