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( MaryLin )
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A musician gets married and goes on honeymoon with his beautiful new wife. The guy thinks it would be totally romantic if he played a sonata on his sax in the moonlight. The wife gets pissed as nothing expected happens and falls asleep.
The next night the guy tries out a lyric melody on the piano to see if she likes that one more. Now the poor woman is even more frustrated and refuses to talk to him.
The third day the young musician asks a friend for some piece of advice as he's out of ideas how to please his wife. The friend says, "Well, this is what you should do. Cuddle in with her at night as you go to bed, touch her stomach and fondle a bit, and then tell her you love her".
So, the guy does as the friend advised and cuddles in with his wife and starts fondling. The wife gets really turned on, finally hoping to get what she's been waiting for. The guy puts his hand on her tummy and starts fondling. "I love you, my dear," he says. The wife is already hysterical and says, "Lower, lower!!"
The talented musician then says "I love you my dear" on a really low bass voice.
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Placebo Effect
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that is not the best joke ever. that is a long rip of an austin powers joke.
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BehindBars
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/facepalm.
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bloodwolves
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Nice joke,it made me smile
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that is not the best joke ever. that is a long rip of an austin powers joke. 
