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i love this joke
Replies: 11 — Last Post Nov. 8 1:58am by Kane36
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Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.

"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot, "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"

"Yes," said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot, "What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a stupid name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot would name a parrot Clarence?"

The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."


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hahahahaahhahaha

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LADYiiSARA


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This never gets old. haha.
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0h h3ll n0


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oh, it's you again

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Quote: from 0h h3ll n0 at 4:13 am on Nov. 8, 2009
oh, it's you again


errr same to you?

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kratikmathur


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couldn,t understand

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Quote: from The Immortal Lie at 9:14 am on Nov. 8, 2009
Quote: from 0h h3ll n0 at 4:13 am on Nov. 8, 2009
oh, it's you again

 
errr same to you?

i see you've removed most of your fake pictures

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Quote: from 0h h3ll n0 at 4:15 am on Nov. 8, 2009
Quote: from The Immortal Lie at 9:14 am on Nov. 8, 2009
Quote: from 0h h3ll n0 at 4:13 am on Nov. 8, 2009
oh, it's you again
 

 
 errr same to you?

i see you've removed most of your fake pictures

Dont start with me, I'm not in the mood for your stupidity.

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0h h3ll n0


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Quote: from The Immortal Lie at 9:26 am on Nov. 8, 2009
Quote: from 0h h3ll n0 at 4:15 am on Nov. 8, 2009
Quote: from The Immortal Lie at 9:14 am on Nov. 8, 2009
Quote: from 0h h3ll n0 at 4:13 am on Nov. 8, 2009
oh, it's you again

   
  errr same to you?

i see you've removed most of your fake pictures

Dont start with me, I'm not in the mood for your stupidity.

lolol

the only stupidity here is you believing that people would actually think your pictures are really you

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wickram


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yeah great
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Quote: from 0h h3ll n0 at 4:32 am on Nov. 8, 2009
Quote: from The Immortal Lie at 9:26 am on Nov. 8, 2009
Quote: from 0h h3ll n0 at 4:15 am on Nov. 8, 2009
Quote: from The Immortal Lie at 9:14 am on Nov. 8, 2009
Quote: from 0h h3ll n0 at 4:13 am on Nov. 8, 2009
oh, it's you again
   

     
  errr same to you?

i see you've removed most of your fake pictures
 

 Dont start with me, I'm not in the mood for your stupidity.

lolol  

the only stupidity here is you believing that people would actually think your pictures are really you


hahahahahahahaha omg

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Kane36


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I like that hahaha

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