He was going insane in the membrane when the chef refused to make him tacos. I said, "Yo, solomon, wanna come over to my place and jack each other off?" Of course he said no because it was a Tuesday and it wasn't raining. But we ended up shooting niggas in the ghetto anyway, so it wasn't a total waste of a Wednesday morning.
Moral of the story: Don't wear white when your impersonating a pornographic Pokemon.
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Cool story bro
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Tacos at a pizza parlor?
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make a topic like this about meeee meany
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Solomon Grundy
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LOL I like this
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LOL
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lulz
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P.S. My vagina STILL tastes like cupcakes.
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