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Jamacan joke!
Replies: 5 — Last Post Nov. 7 10:29am by bloodwolves
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A Jamacan is driving his new BMW and he pulls over to take a wee,whilst getting out of the truck a car crashes into his car door sending it flying off the hinges. When the cops arrive the Jamacan tells them "Star di man jus rip dah door off mi new bimma" The cop replies " You Jamacans are so materialistic. You're so worried about your car door you didn't realise your hand was ripped off as well".

The Jamacan looks at his amputated hand and screams "Bludclart mi rolex"

Rolex is a watch I think if you don't know...

haha it's probably old but I love it.


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*Bludclat.

And I've never heard it. It's pretty funny though.


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I heard  this so many facking times.

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Is this funny I don't even

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Quote: from guitar freak at 10:28 am on Nov. 7, 2009
Odd.

My friend emailed it me I thought it was worth sharing personaly for abit of humor but nevermind..
haha

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