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A Nun, a Priest, and 3 Camals.  |
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Replies: 5 — Last Post Nov. 7 10:50am by Natsy
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So, a priest, a nun, and 3 camals have to cross a desert to preach the word of God to a foreign country. They load of their camals and head East. About a quarter of the way, one camal dies. The priest says, "Maybe we should turn back?" The nun looks at him. "No father, we must keep going, People must hear the Word." So they pack up the important stuff on the other camals and keep going. Half way, another camal dies. They look at each other and say, "we will probably die out here." But they load up what is important on the last camal and keep going. A little further, the last camal dies. They sit down and begin talking. The nun says, "We will surely die out here, Father." So they begin confessing their sins. The nun asks the priest, "Father is there any last requests you have?" He says, "Yes, I have never seen a woman naked." So she undresses and shows herself to him. He nods and she puts on some clothing. The priest then says, "Sister, do you have a last request?" She nods and says, "I have never seen a man naked." So he dressed down and shows himself to her. She looks him over and asks, "What is that?" while pointing to his penis. He responds by saying, "Why that is the giver of life, my child." She looks at him, then the camal. Him and then the camal. She then says, "Then why dont you put that in the camal's rear and let's get out of here?!"
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