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How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?

54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.

If you are butthurt by this joke, I apologize but you're contributing to the pussification of the world.

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Even besides it's horrible humor, I'd say thats not even close to true.

(sorry, I didn't mean to sound rude)

Post edited at 7:57 pm on Nov. 6, 2009 by 420mike


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12,000,000 in the ashtray,


If you go ash particle by ash particle

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Statement A) Statement B is true
Statement B) Statement A is false


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haha :)

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Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii there :)

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Heard it.

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Ok. Too bad it's not funny.

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I love Jew jokes!

hahahah! THAT ONE GIRL!


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Quote: from 420mIkE at 10:56 pm on Nov. 6, 2009

Even besides it's horrible humor, I'd say thats not even close to true.

(sorry, I didn't mean to sound rude)



Lol, no need to be sorry. I didn't think you sounded rude.

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pussification?

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Horrible but smiled

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