My boyfriend and I decided to have a bit of mid-morning sex. Well, we weren't expecting my roommate back, so you can imagine the anxiety we felt when we heard the doorknob turning. Luckily, he got off of me and we covered up under the blankets in time so we could fake like we were just asleep. However, my pajama shorts and underwear were sitting on the end of my bed under my exposed feet. I'm pretty sure she saw them.
The second she left him and I got up and got dressed, and then she walked in again, because I guess all she did was leave to get changed. Fuck, now she knows we were faking sleeping, because I don't know anyone who gets up that quick in that short amount of time. (and my boyfriend didn't have his pants on yet, so she saw him in his boxers
...damn him).
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Hopefully this won't get awkward.
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"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."