My roommate has...a lot of hair... Long, dark, bushy, curly hair... She usually keeps it in a braid but when she takes it down to shower and comb it...God...it just flies the fuck out... I'll get in the shower and come face to face with one long, curly strand sticking off the shower wall. Then I'll get out and be surrounded by an army of clumps of hair and, thanks to her going out last night, orange hair powder stuff on the floor.
The biggest clump, however, is right by the door. It's huge! It's like she just pulled it off her brush and threw it on the floor!
Since we're staying at our school's Inn, someone came by and asked if we wanted them to clean our bathroom and my roommate answered the door and said no. WTF? NO?!?!?! Do you not see all of your hair everywhere?!?!? Does it not annoy you that it sticks to you and everything in sight?!?! Needless to say, I was pissed. I'm not cleaning her hair up.
I mean, she's a nice girl...kind of dramatic...but damn...haaaaiiiirrrrrr..... 
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