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Inari was the First Messiah, I am the next. |
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( qi )
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All hail the new God, qi. Qi id an all-powerful elemental force that first took shape as inari and has now shaped once again as me, qi. Qi is everywhere and nowhere at the same time. In fact qi, and in turn me, is inside everyone. That's right, even you (kinky, huh?). To read more, visit the wikipedia page written about me. As Christianity sprung from Judaism, so will the Cult of Qi come forth from the ashes of Inari's Cult. The old god, inari, was cruel, corrupt, and a favoritism. But I am a kind, gentle sexy, and loving God. Declare yourself as a follower of qi and only qi, and you will be granted any gift you want for free.* Also, free milk and cookies for all! A new ranking system shall take place of inrai's archaic one. Ranks are awarded based entirely on one's funk-a-tude level. Ranks are as follows:
1. Pope Qi the First 2. Second Coming of Qi 3. Patriarchs 4. Cardinals 5. Primates 6. Archbishops 7. Bishops 8. Pastors 9. Priest/Preacher 10. Fanatic 11. Follower 12. Child of Qi 13. Orangutan A designation of "Illuminatus" next to a name indicates high favoritism/member of the inner cirlce (aka the people I like the most). JOIN AND LW WILL EXPERIENCE A NEW GOLDEN AGE *Terms and conditions may apply.
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11:25 am on Oct. 6, 2008 | Joined April 2008 | 122 Days Active
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angieelahh
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hmm, okay
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It's not hatred that kills people; it's indifference.
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( qi )
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Here is a book written about my religion. Please ignore the agony and death part.
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11:27 am on Oct. 6, 2008 | Joined April 2008 | 122 Days Active
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scotttyyyboyyy
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who do i make the check out to
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But now the powers of Beauty, Song, and Wine,
Which are most men's delights, are also mine.
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barnabas 
cuddlywuddly
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you only wish you were this cool.
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Everyone who thirsts, come to the waters; and you who have no money
come, buy and eat. Come, buy wine and milk without money and
without cost.-Isaiah 55:1
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11:28 am on Oct. 6, 2008 | Joined Nov. 2004 | 927 Days Active
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Quote: from scotttyyyboyyy at 11:27 am on Oct. 6, 2008
 who do i make the check out to 
No check is necessary (at this time), tax exemption is enough for me.
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xdark bluex
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I'm cordero. Translates into bringer of might. Therefore I'm god
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scotttyyyboyyy
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hmm interesting i do like the principals of taoism but i dunno about confutionism
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But now the powers of Beauty, Song, and Wine,
Which are most men's delights, are also mine.
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Quote: from barnabas at 11:28 am on Oct. 6, 2008
you only wish you were this cool.
You are calling me uncool, and in turn you're calling the elemental life-force and inari uncool. Ladies and gentlemen, our first example of sin and blasphemy.
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11:30 am on Oct. 6, 2008 | Joined April 2008 | 122 Days Active
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superkiwiness
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cheque people... get the spelling right!!
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~ ♥ ~You may laugh, bt im a fighter!
I wont stand some1 wanting to ruin my life! ~ ♥ ~
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barnabas
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Quote: from qi at 1:34 pm on Oct. 6, 2008
Quote: from barnabas at 11:31 am on Oct. 6, 2008
Quote: from qi at 1:30 pm on Oct. 6, 2008
Quote: from barnabas at 11:28 am on Oct. 6, 2008
you only wish you were this cool.
You are calling me uncool, and in turn you're calling the elemental life-force and Inari uncool. Ladies and gentlemen, our first example of sin and blasphemy.
Inari was amazing. you are ridiculous.
I am a patient god, but I will smite if necessary.
smite away. You dont scare me 
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Everyone who thirsts, come to the waters; and you who have no money
come, buy and eat. Come, buy wine and milk without money and
without cost.-Isaiah 55:1
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11:35 am on Oct. 6, 2008 | Joined Nov. 2004 | 927 Days Active
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greatescape11
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Why werent you this weird on your other accounts?
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Everybody knows that
You'd break your neck to keep your chin up
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