this warm laptop on my lap is going to alter my sperm and I'm going to make deformed babies. I can hear a train outside.
the window is open 4 feet from me and it's incredibly cold outside, but I'm too lazy to get up and shut it.
this couch I'm laying on smells like dog. one of my dog's sleeps on it all the time and has really made it stink.
boy I can still hear that train.
I hate being here at my parent's house. I can't wait to drive back to my apartment.
when I get back tomorrow, I'm going to build those bookshelves, I really need to do that.
I'm hungry right now.
my dog is snoring right next to me.
I wonder if i'm boiling my sperm with this warm laptop on my lap.
I'm about to sneeze.
I just sneezed all over you livewire. sorry.
okay it's way too cold in here. my hands are starting to freeze. time to shut the window.
f you.
jk I love you.