1. Jumped off of the roof to my grandparents house. Can't remember the exact height but it was a 4 floor home.. never even broke a bone. I scraped my knee and that was it..

2. I slit both my wrists (the RIGHT way) and the blood clotted before I even passed out.

3. I told a friend to hit me with his car... he refused to do it until I swore I'd tell everyone that he was gay (he hadn't told anyone yet).. he hit me doing 60.. I got a cut on my face nothing more.

4. I pointed a gun directly at my heart in fact I even researched it and found the exact spot to shoot, that would supposedly kill me. The bullet entered my chest and never even reached my heart. It was my grandfather's .45.

5. I drove my car into a tree doing 80. I never even got a scrape.

6. I swallowed every pill I had in my house 4 of which where Xtasy pills. I never even tripped because I vomited everything up.

7. I started a fight with a local gang member who is currently in jail for murdering 3 people.. he kicked the shit out of me and shot me.. he shot me in the face.. the bullet entered my left cheek and stopped after hitting my molar tooth.. I literally spit the bullet out of my mouth along with half of said molar.

8.I fed myself more than enough arsenic to kill three people.. I had flu like symptoms for three days and then I was fine.

9. I drank a mixture of Ajax and Bleach.. I puked for about 20mins straight and then I was fine.

No need to go on.. My question to you is... Why the fuck can I not die?

Post edited at 11:34 pm on Sep. 16, 2008 by Anonymous

YOU WIN

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Redemption comes.

either that or its friggen fate for you not to die, you have something to live for.

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live everyday like it was last.

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I'm so depressed lately and anymore I just want to end my life. It's meaningless. I've tried to kill myself more than 20 times..

1. Jumped off of the roof to my grandparents house. Can't remember the exact height but it was a 4 floor home.. never even broke a bone. I scraped my knee and that was it..

2. I slit both my wrists (the RIGHT way) and the blood clotted before I even passed out.

3. I told a friend to hit me with his car... he refused to do it until I swore I'd tell everyone that he was gay (he hadn't told anyone yet).. he hit me doing 60.. I got a cut on my face nothing more.

4. I pointed a gun directly at my heart in fact I even researched it and found the exact spot to shoot, that would supposedly kill me. The bullet entered my chest and never even reached my heart. It was my grandfather's .45.

5. I drove my car into a tree doing 80. I never even got a scrape.

6. I swallowed every pill I had in my house 4 of which where Xtasy pills. I never even tripped because I vomited everything up.

7. I started a fight with a local gang member who is currently in jail for murdering 3 people.. he kicked the shit out of me and shot me.. he shot me in the face.. the bullet entered my left cheek and stopped after hitting my molar tooth.. I literally spit the bullet out of my mouth along with half of said molar.

8.I fed myself more than enough arsenic to kill three people.. I had flu like symptoms for three days and then I was fine.

9. I drank a mixture of Ajax and Bleach.. I puked for about 20mins straight and then I was fine.

No need to go on.. My question(s) to you /x/ is... Why the fuck can I not die and is this paranormal?

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I just want to die

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You wouldn't be able to swallow bleach. It would burn your throat straight through before it would reach your stomach.

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I've drunk straight bleach. It tastes nasty as fuck but you can get it down.

If you've done all those things, either you're immortal in every sense, or the universe just doesn't want you to die yet.

EDIT: Or you just fail at it.

Post edited at 11:40 pm on Sep. 16, 2008 by blufindr

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Two hearts, beating as one;
Keeping time
Until they are no longer
Apart