Ok so I was standing in line at McDonald's to buy a number 1 with a coke on the side, hold the fries, and a little cutie behind me grabbed my ass. I am talking like palm full of muscular and sexy left ass cheek.
I turned around and said, "Um, excuse me, you forgot the right ass cheek."
She then got discusted, called me a perv, and I was denied service at McDonald's. Now I'm out of a Big Mac and sex with a complete skank face at MCD land.
What would you have done?
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iguana hunter1
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smooth...
probably should've said something else
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MariJani
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She was probably just offended that you didn't grab her ass too. She put herself out there, and you didn't even return the favor. WOW you must feel like SUCH a jerk.
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mummified
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i'll grab her breasts
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LEONIDOS
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same as u i take it u spoke to the right person
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return2me
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she started it...
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ryoko
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lol, sounds really funny especially if you witness it.aw dangit!
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The Artery
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You should've said something else.
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TigressaLynnMae
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You shouldn't have said anything.
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