Topic sentence...I'm stuck, I hate this essay

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Lally (100)
zombie4life (3 - f*cking cheapskate)
im with stupid
(1)

why do you think that? how is that manifested?

what are your examples?

what are your key points.

I know no one wants to hear this,but I have found outlines are very helpful.

just list all the things you might like to say and then sort them.

post them here, we can help.

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Do not abandon yourselves to despair.
We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song.

Pope John Paul II

if you eat like a slob you don't care about your physical appearance or how you eat. You live life to the fullest and are free.

(first thoughts that came through my head)

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www.myspace.com/blitzerdog

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so food is identity.

why do you think that? how is that manifested?

what are your examples?  

what are your key points.

I know no one wants to hear this,but I have found outlines are very helpful.

just list all the things you might like to say and then sort them.

post them here, we can help.

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i agree, outlines are very helpful

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5.22.08

This essay is an assignment, meaning you have all night or longer to finish it.

Don't worry about the topic sentence, you can change it later a your leisure.

Write this essay on the way we change our eating habits based on how much sex we're getting and based on whether or not we're having sex with multiple partners, on whether or not your partner/s is/are sexually open to oral and anal, and whether or not you're having kinky sex.

That may be too much so just go with frequency of sex, whether or not that sex is with one or multiple partners, and whether or not you feel you have a future with one of the sexual partners. That's good meat for a full essay.

This will be the most creative essay out of everyone else using that same prompt (or likely any other prompt) and will guarantee you bonus points with your teacher. I don't recommend getting illicit but I personally would.

If your classmates find out you did this  they'll think more highly of you giving you an avenue of approach toward solving whatever social issues you may have as well.

Write this essay without worrying about structure, after you write the essay, print it out and cut each paragraph into it's own slice of paper and reorganize it, then re-write it with the essay you just re ordered in front of you, making sure to accommodate formatting requirements.

Print three copies and save it to your computer.

You will get an A on this essay. When you leave class, tape it on your teacher's door.

Some curious person will read the beginning, realize what it is, and see that you got an A, and then soon a shitload of people will know.

You will have not only impressed your teacher and your peers, you will talked about among all your teachers. This is always a good thing.

Remember, address the subject completely seriously, if you aren't actually sexually active, lie but be logical about it.

1. Write essay on the subject medjai gave you.
2. Follow instructions.
3. ??????????????????????????????????
4. Profit.

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O` tru apothecary!
Thy drugs are quick.
Thus with a kiss I die.

medjai, you topic is looking more appealing with each alcoholic drink

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Lally (100)
zombie4life (3 - f*cking cheapskate)
im with stupid
(1)

Ignore these busybodies and trust me, this shit will work.

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O` tru apothecary!
Thy drugs are quick.
Thus with a kiss I die.

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I only concerned myself with following formula in timed essays, and even then, I was very liberal with it.

This essay is an assignment, meaning you have all night or longer to finish it.

Don't worry about the topic sentence, you can change it later a your leisure.

Write this essay on the way we change our eating habits based on how much sex we're getting and based on whether or not we're having sex with multiple partners, on whether or not your partner/s is/are sexually open to oral and anal, and whether or not you're having kinky sex.

That may be too much so just go with frequency of sex, whether or not that sex is with one or multiple partners, and whether or not you feel you have a future with one of the sexual partners. That's good meat for a full essay.

This will be the most creative essay out of everyone else using that same prompt (or likely any other prompt) and will guarantee you bonus points with your teacher. I don't recommend getting illicit but I personally would.

If your classmates find out you did this  they'll think more highly of you giving you an avenue of approach toward solving whatever social issues you may have as well.

Write this essay without worrying about structure, after you write the essay, print it out and cut each paragraph into it's own slice of paper and reorganize it, then re-write it with the essay you just re ordered in front of you, making sure to accommodate formatting requirements.

Print three copies and save it to your computer.

You will get an A on this essay. When you leave class, tape it on your teacher's door.

Some curious person will read the beginning, realize what it is, and see that you got an A, and then soon a shitload of people will know.

You will have not only impressed your teacher and your peers, you will talked about among all your teachers. This is always a good thing.

Remember, address the subject completely seriously, if you aren't actually sexually active, lie but be logical about it.

1. Write essay on the subject medjai gave you.
2. Follow instructions.
3. ??????????????????????????????????
4. Profit.

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Sounds way too advanced.