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The "Virgin" Mary Mystery.....SOLVED!
Replies: 20 — Last Post Sep. 22, 2008 3:50am by dramaqueenxoxo
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masquerade
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I learned this today on Livewire.

You can always decide yourself that you want to become a virgin again. The lord forgives you for your sins.


I'm thinking that she was just regular old "Mary", got freaky with her sugardaddy, Joe....and then decided to become a virgin again.

Mystery solved.  Your welcome world.

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Well how about that...

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haha right on
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chaosdisown


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hm good point...

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lmao

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ohmygod, life suddenly makes sense, i owe you SO much.

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so theres this Guy...
hes pretty damn amazing
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Or...they was about to get durttyz and he sprayed his baby batter near her vagoo and voila her eggo is preggo.
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lol

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Ive been qutoed twice in one hour! Go me!

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it was immaculate conception, that is all.

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I always thought she gave that guy a handjob and then fingered herself.
I guess your ones better than mine.

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Permious

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Quote: from Pebbles123 at 4:12 pm on Sep. 21, 2008
I always thought she gave that guy a handjob and then fingered herself.
I guess your ones better than mine.

pretty sure she would have used a turkey baster. mary would never finger herself

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Quote: from Permious at 6:14 pm on Sep. 21, 2008
Quote: from Pebbles123 at 4:12 pm on Sep. 21, 2008
I always thought she gave that guy a handjob and then fingered herself.  
 I guess your ones better than mine.

pretty sure she would have used a turkey baster. mary would never finger herself

Fingers=sin
Turkey basters=God's will.

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oh ok so I can be a virgin any day right?

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One time.. On livewire

I was told the meaning of life.

then the topic got deleted

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