With something I got delivered to my door by a dispensary endorsed by the city for $8 a gram, three hits has me completely out of my mind.  Usually a bowl will last three or four sessions with both me and a friend.  Two weeks and we've gone through maybe half an eighth.  This is a less expensive habit than having a starbucks a week each...

Anyone have any fun dispensary stories?  

(Note to mods:  this does not count as prescription drug abuse, nor illicit drug use.  I smoke weed for it's palliative effect on a medical condition of mine, which has been properly diagnosed by my primary neurologist (who also suggested this.)  Due to the fact that the effect is aggregate, even when I am in no pain (which is now typical, yay MMJ) I have been advised that I should smoke if I feel like it.  Any other pleasant effects are purely secondary to its medical purpose.)

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Pathetic.

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