but on sunday i went with my grandma to pick up some Broasted chicken we ordered...and i went in and stood there and this bald mexican guy starts looking at me and i give him the old head nod...then he said ''hey''...but kinda whispered it. i could tell from his voice that this guy was completely homosexual

i stood in line trying not to acknowledge the guy...but everytime i looked around i could see him looking at me...it was weird as shit.

then we picked up our order and the guy half-whispered ''bye bye'' to me.

cmon man, i dont look gay, i dont do anything thats gay...the only thing slightly gay was the pink in the motley crue shirt i was wearing.

oh and when we got home my grandma said brian flirted with a beaner at the chicken place...she kinda pissed me off so i went to my room and played mario kart.

god i hope i never have to go back in there....

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confide- begin the initiation, an offer to dream and drift away,
abide- as you go clarity will descend upon the vague

You don't look gay?

Thanks for the laugh.

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Orangehatboy at his finest, BITCH

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HA.

You don't look gay?

Thanks for the laugh.

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aww thats so sad for me.

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confide- begin the initiation, an offer to dream and drift away,
abide- as you go clarity will descend upon the vague

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You're probably gay. Most homophobes are

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oh im not a homophobe...one of my best friends is gay.

its just that im not.

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confide- begin the initiation, an offer to dream and drift away,
abide- as you go clarity will descend upon the vague

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you cant really look gay

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HA.

You don't look gay?

Thanks for the laugh.

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I was staying overnight at a hotel for a military thing.. My room mate was a lesbian and was hitting on me.

Talk about AWKWARD.

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oh and when we got home my grandma said brian flirted with a beaner at the chicken place...she kinda pissed me off so i went to my room and played mario kart.

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rofl  

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Function: noun
2 : an enduring luminescence without sensible heat