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"The horny husband's plot"
Replies: 11 — Last Post Nov. 13, 2008 5:28pm by LilMizzNaughtyx
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A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife.
He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water."
She replied, "but honey I don't have a headache!"
He replied, "Thank God!"



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brilliant

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nikki123


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thats an amazing idea! now hwy havnt i thought of that

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lets go tear down a barn =D
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That made me LOL

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bigredron

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lol ingenious idea
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don't get it.
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could u explain... i dont get it...
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LaurenUK


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meh, i dont get it >.<

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I don't get it
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TruexZero


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That's amazing.

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she could still say she is to tired

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LilMizzNaughtyx

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BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*Throws cabbage*

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