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Daddy's car in the woods....
Replies: 7Last Post Nov. 13, 2008 5:59pm by xxJiaxx
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Little  Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the  woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a  passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could  hardly contain himself as he ran home  and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I was at the playground
and I saw  Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was  giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then  Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'

At this  point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story,  lets save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's  face when you tell it tonight..'

At the dinner table that evening,  Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, 'I was  at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I  went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her  take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt  Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to  do when Daddy was away on the rigs.'

Mummy fainted!
Moral: Sometimes you need to just shut the  fuck up and listen to the whole story before you  interrupt!


haha got this in an email a few days ago




 
     


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I liked it.

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Hahahaha, cute.

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that made me lol

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haha thats cute

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Little Johnny was in his grade 2 class when the teacher asked Johnny, "If there were 5 birds sitting on a fence and i shot one off, how many would be left?" To which Johnny answered, "none, once the gun shot goes off, they would all fly away"
Actually Johnny the correct answer if 4, but i like the way u think!"
Johnny then stands up and says, "K, Mrs., i got one for you...there are 3 women sitting on a bench eating ice cream cones. The first one is licking the cone, the second one if sucking the cone and the third one is biting the cone. Which one is married?"
The teacher, all embarrassed, says, " Well johnny i guess the one sucking the cone."

To which Johnny replies, " No, the one with the wedding ring. But I like the way u think!!"

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lol

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Aw, this is cute! ^_^

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