Facts:
Sean Taylor had to stop going into the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

Sean Taylor never wore a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Sean Taylor.

Sean Taylors' pulse was measured on the richter scale.

Superman once watched a Redskins Game. He then cried himself to sleep.

Sean Taylor never opened a can of whoopass. He made his own.

Sean Taylor never daydreamed. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

Sean Taylor once hit Terrel Owens. Over the phone.

Sean Taylor knew everything there is to know about football - Except for the definition of mercy

Chuck Norrris tried to play safety for the Redskisn once. He delivered a hit and they said "That was good, but not as good as Sean Taylor"


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sexism and racism jokes=old,tired and kind of lame

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Who's Sean Taylor?

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Not a football fan myself but I'm guessing this guy:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Taylor

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A Parent, old geezer, and occasionally right. Good judgment comes from bad
experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.