last night i went on a date party with the frat. it didn't start off to great, my date was kind of ignoring me, so i preceded to get thoroughly drunk. after drinking for a few hours, out in the woods at a camp fire about 25 minutes by bus from campus, i realized i had drank far too much and i was going to be sick. so i wandered off into the woods away from the camp fire to throw up. i stumbled out of the woods and decided to lay down for 5 minutes to collect myself before returning to the party. of course i pass the fuck out, and when i wake up i realize that everyone is gone and i am alone in the woods. so i get up and think well i guess i need to start walking towards civilization. i get on the phone long enough for it to die before i can get a hold of anyone. so i continue to walk until i find a main road. a few cars pass i try to wave them down. then an ambulance passes me. of course they turn on there sirens and force me to get in to the back. i was drunk at this point but no where near drunk enough to warrant a ER visit. but of course thats where they take me. and i had to spend all night in the hospital drunk waiting to go home. im so pissed.
------- hey there sweet thang, hows about i buy you a fish sandwich.
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