( tempoluvver69 )
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The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex,
often helped men last longer during the act.
The man decided, 'What the heck, I'll try it.'
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to
do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought
about the restroom, but that was too open. He
considered an alley but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution.
On the way home from work, he pulled his truck over on
the side of the highway. He got out and crawled
underneath as if examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and
started to masturbate, he closed his eyes and thought
of his lover.
As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at
his pant leg. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy
or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied,
'What?'
He heard 'This is the police. What in the hell are you
doing?'
The man replied, 'I'm checking out the rear axle, it's
busted.'
The cop says, 'Well, you better check your brakes too,
because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes
ago.'
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EllaLovesYou
Professional
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ewwwwwwwww thatssowrongggg
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"You Drive The Car, I'll F*ck Him In The Back Seat!"
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superchris4000
Professional
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lol hilarious
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Revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
But, we're not on my planet, are we?
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switchfoot52
Visionary
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that's is soooo funny. rofl. probably referred him to mental services
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party hardy, rock and roll. party like a rockstar!!!!
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Autumnal
Dairy Product Addict
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ROFL. haha
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You are worth your weight in gold.
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Lala ninja
Dairy Product Addict
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LMAO
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This sex is on fire - most heard song on dublin trip :D
You can dress me up in diamonds...you can dress me up in dirt.
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cuttergirl13
Wealthy Hobo
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wow
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Forever known as Cookie Monster...
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AcidSilence
Connoisseur
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Pretty. Odd.
:D :D :D
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kimmieKANNIBAL
Quality Control Engineer
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lawlz
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Natsy
Enlightened One
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rofl
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"Because I can."
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12:04 pm on Oct. 11, 2008 | Joined Oct. 2007 | 280 Days Active
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