1) Never put a fork in a toaster, even if you ARE technically an adult, because the toaster doesn't judge.
2) Always, always, ALWAYS wear pants after at LEAST 2 in the afternoon, because you never know who's gonna be home.
3) Doing the laundry is difficult if you've never done it before. If you love pink clothes that used to be white, however, it's quite easy...and potentially hilarious.
4) Grease is flammable. Very fucking flamable.
What did YOU learn?!
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Mexicans and beer, are a bad combination.
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Googoie
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Red arrow does NOT mean anything different than red light...
Finding a good deal on a Darksteel Colossus is not as easy as it looks.
Chuck Norris did NOT invent the microscope.
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that traps are not toys my brother is an idiot and best friends can be jerks
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switchfoot52
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that i killed my memory from inhalents. damn it
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The Laundry room is empty on a saturday afternoon
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1. People are generally very stupid. 2. NEVER click a link that you find on LW... especially if the person who gives you it/posts it is really insisting that you do it. 3. No one can be trusted.
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EmilyAnn
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1. Eating large amounts of raw cookie dough really can lead to digestive issues. 2. Lying always ends up biting you in the ass. 3. Authentic Mexican food is fucking amazing. Oh man, I envy any of you with Mexican heritage who have been fortunate to frequently enjoy it...mmm.
------- "In a world we need to share; it's not enough to stand and stare." --Pink Floyd
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