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The Badger and his Friend
Replies: 4Last Post Oct. 1, 2008 1:52pm by BleedingSteelWings
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Here is my short story... anyone else want to write a short amusing little story?


As the badger ate the mushroom, the badger grew bigger, it though it may go for a little walk, walked across the forest foliage contemplating existance and its purpose in life, suddenly it got depressed and tried to hang itself, though without much luck due to not having hands... it walked over to a flower, admired its untouched virgin beauty, then walked on, feeling slightly better about itself.

Badger met up with Bodger, undoubtedly the joker of the pack... Bodger took Badger to the road and convinced Badger to form a suicide pact with him where they would both run across the road. Badger [sarcastically] agreed, poor old Bodger wasnt too fast with wit, so then ran across the road... poor Bodger, always the joker of the two... so Badger walked on, alone in the world. His only friend was quite conveniently now a zebra crossing, so obviously the traffic stopped... this made him more depressed.

Eventually Badger came across Mary, who Badger had liked for quite some time, he reflected on the death of his friend, and though hell, he will live in the moment, went over and asked Mary on a date, which was the 23rd of November if my memory serves me correct, anyway, much to Badgers surprise she was a self confessed lesbian, either that or she didnt like Badger. So he walked on, slowly he started to feel sick, he though back to the start of the day when he had tucked into that lovely mushroom, then remembered where he had been. Mr Tweedys mushroom patch was sacred, and full of poisonous mushrooms... Badger laughed and died.


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I scanned it. It was obvious it was boring.

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Quote: from chargrilledwoppa at 1:35 pm on Oct. 1, 2008

Here is my short story... anyone else want to write a short amusing little story?

 
As the badger ate the mushroom, the badger grew bigger, it though it may go for a little walk, walked across the forest foliage contemplating existance and its purpose in life, suddenly it got depressed and tried to hang itself, though without much luck due to not having hands... it walked over to a flower, admired its untouched virgin beauty, then walked on, feeling slightly better about itself.

badgerc met up with Bodger, undoubtedly the joker of the pack... Bodger took badger to the road and convinced badger to form a suicide pact with him where they would both run across the road. badger [sarcastically] agreed, poor old Bodger wasnt too fast with wit, so then ran across the road... poor Bodger, always the joker of the two... so badger walked on, alone in the world. His only friend was quite conveniently now a zebra crossing, so obviously the traffic stopped... this made him more depressed.

Eventually badger came across Mary, who badger had liked for quite some time, he reflected on the death of his friend, and though hell, he will live in the moment, went over and asked Mary on a date, which was the 23rd of November if my memory serves me correct, anyway, much to badger surprise she was a self confessed lesbian, either that or she didnt like badger . So he walked on, slowly he started to feel sick, he though back to the start of the day when he had tucked into that lovely mushroom, then remembered where he had been. Mr Tweedys mushroom patch was sacred, and full of poisonous mushroom mushroom... Badger laughed and died.



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wtf.

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