So I'll give 250 1000 1600 points for this one.

All you have to do is come up with the most loltastic explanation for why David has not logged on for 16 days.

Just fyi, nonyores have already taken anything involving a basement and kidnapping and whips.

Now go go go. Entries involving pics will get bonus points cause they'll undoubtedly be funnier.

THANKS TO TAVIS THE WINNER GETS 1000 POINTS!!! Anddddd thank to brookie chookie23 it's up to 1600!

I'll probably separate that and have multiple winners. :)

Post edited at 10:40 pm on Sep. 27, 2008 by audrey820

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kid, I wrote back,
all lovers betray.

we should let Alex enter his topic about lw being sold.

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Everyone who thirsts, come to the waters; and you who have no money
come, buy and eat. Come, buy wine and milk without money and
without cost.-Isaiah 55:1
www.wateringmalawi.com

So, he's either in jail for fucking up the income statements.

or

He went back to college so he could take accounting 101, and get this shiiiiz done.

On a sidenote, he should just let me do all the financial statements.  I would imagine they would be pretty basic.  

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:)

He is currently one of the lost boys in Neverland, where he will never grow up and he can play games and never have to worry about ITC-70's again.

Edit:  Then Peter pan let David borrow his hat.  The end.

Post edited at 9:03 am on Sep. 27, 2008 by wolverineh8ter

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¡ɹnɥʇ ıɐɥ ɥo
Catacomb; remember to do that thing again on dec 4

Then there was that one time at Disneyland... on "It's a small world... oh the poor thing..."
 

Then there could have been the random break-in at night and strangle method. You never know.

If these photos weren't odd enough for you, let me tell you this, NONE of them were photo shopped. THESE ARE ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPHS OF THE DAVID OF LIVEWIRE.

Post edited at 4:04 am on Sep. 27, 2008 by WigAOK9

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Wool comes from cows!.TEST

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So, he's either in jail

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Must be a trend

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Free Speech was posted there ^
Support brain tumor research.
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Et mon cul c'est du poulet.

More to come, watch me

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And now the winner gets 1000 points. Fight it out, kids. May the best yore win.

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kid, I wrote back,
all lovers betray.

I am a BIG supporter of any MOY contest, for the record. Gave like, 4.5 k for the badge contest, that kind of stuff. So, if anyone is making a moy contest, tell me. I'm more then willing to donate!

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