haha this girl was telling me this story about her and this guy she was hanging out with and supposed to hookup with. but it turned out the complete opposite. it went something like this: she was sitting in the car with this guy. she started to put on lipgloss.
guy: wow that smells really good.
her: yea it does.
she then proceeds to hand it to him so he can smell it better. he gets some on his hand.
guy: hm i wonder how it tastes.
her: well, you have some on your hand, just lick that off.
guy: um, no, but i wonder how it tastes on a person's lips.
her: it actually tastes pretty good, especially around the edges.
she then starts to hand the lipgloss to the guy again.
her: here, you can put some on if you want.
guy: uhh no thats ok, im actually late, i gotta go home..
she realized right after he left that it was just his cheesy line to hookup with her.
hahah idk about you but i found it pretty funny.
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